woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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