turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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