To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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