That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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