went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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