I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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