You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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