If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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