Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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