His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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