So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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