playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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