...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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