FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
