Walk of Shame. In a state park.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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