he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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