I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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