Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I can text with my tongue
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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