no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
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