Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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