nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize