she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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