There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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