so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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