I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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