All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
you made out with another girl for some wings
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I woke up under a house in Key West
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