I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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