Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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