i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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