So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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