Your mouth is God's brothel.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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