Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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