I'm drive I can fine osifer
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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