I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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