paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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