If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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