You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
