Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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