I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Randomize
