yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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