but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
my sisters under your porch take her home
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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