The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
id be glad to
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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