god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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