i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
We need to get me chipped asap
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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