Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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