I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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