My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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