I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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