We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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