So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize