That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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