i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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