oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she peed on how many people?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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