You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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its like you know when i get waxed
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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