Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
well most of my day revolves around power hour
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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